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  Severance - Cold Harbor 2025

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I wanted Mr. Milchick to take his shirt off

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  Requiem for a Dream 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I tried to watch this in middle school with a friend who recommended it but we ended up just making out around 20 minutes in (ikik). The only thing I remembered was learning about the grapefruit/egg diet and pills that made you skinny. Makes sense since I had already started dieting/disordered eating by that time, and would for the next fifteen years or so. So much of my life spent thinking about ways to make myself smaller, to trick my…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★ Watched 19 Dec 2023

  Can’t believe nothing in the discourse touches on how fucking boring and unfunny this is

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  City of Angels 1998

  ★★½ Watched 12 Apr 2020

  Love to masturbate by lighting eighteen candles and getting into my clawfoot tub while drinking a nice cool Rolling Rock