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Recent reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Smile 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Seeing Judy Reyes as a strung-out widow in this movie really cut the “Scrubs” fan in me deep😭😭😭

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★★½ Rewatched 13 Feb 2025

  Ape brain=“hUrRr, Rey’s no Skywalker, she Palpatine because blood means family!!” (They didn’t understand what was going on in the movie so they watched an Emergency Awesome video to spoonfeed the entire plot to them)

  Galaxy brain= “Rey grew up on a desert planet tinkering with spacecraft & speeders, has an egregiously lovable astromech droid for a best friend, inherited a lightsaber that’s killed children, fought for freedom against (the remnants of) of a tyrannical galactic empire controlled by a Sith…

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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Feb 2025

  One of this movie’s most unintentionally genius examples of foreshadowing comes after the Millennium Falcon’s on her way to Yavin IV and Han’s like “You think a princess and a guy like me?…” and Luke’s automatically like “NOPE.” Bro’s only known Leia for like, a day and he’s already instinctually hard-wired to protect his sister from jobless Corellian fuckboys living out of their space weed van.

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