Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Bourne Identity 2002

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  okayyy single nucleotide polymorphisms

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  theological shade soo divine it could part the red sea

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 23 Nov 2024

  just dudes being dudes. commodus is reminiscent of me in middle school: hormonal loser with a dash of tyranny

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  The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2022

  frank served, ate (literally), slayed (actually killed
  someone), and died