the whore d’oeuvre 🥟

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I’m just here to remind you all that Spice World is a masterpiece.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Rear Window
  • The Thing
  • To Die For

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★★½

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★½

  • The Sect

    ★★★

  • Both Sides of the Blade

    ★★★

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  • Inside Out 2

    Inside Out 2

    ★★★★

    Instead of having my hair, all of my emotions have a great rack, and that’s how you know they’re mine.

    (Yes, I cried. I absolutely cried.)

  • Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

    Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.

    ★★★★★

    You know when you go to Disney World and they have one of those like “4D Experience” rides where while you’re watching a movie, they move your seat and blow air in your face and shit? That’s what it feels like to watch this movie while you have your period.

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★½

    Almost fills the Coyote v. ACME sized hole in my heart. One of the most creative horror comedies I’ve seen in a minute.

    Definitely more of a dark comedy with horror elements as opposed to a horror with comedic elements (which is I think why so many people are being extra pissy about it). Would love to see more comedies like this from Osgood Perkins in the future.

  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★½

    Fitzbearraldo

    Werner Herzog would be so proud.

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Clueless

    Clueless

    ★★★★★

    This year I’m making “I can’t find my Cranberries CD” my new go-to excuse to get out of doing things