This has the bones of a really cool movie with interesting ideas that could've come together in a grounded way with a killer tone and real stakes...
Unfortunately, you can see and feel the gum, toothpicks, and tape holding this disaster together. It's really sad and a shame because we had some great potential with some connective tissue from the TV series and a new story to tell, but it's both misguided in its direction (Hulk, Eternals, Captain America...) and execution.
Fantastic 4 needs to work, badly.
