Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Welcome, or No Trespassing 1964

  Watched 11 Mar 2023

  Wes Anderson on krokodyl

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  Athena 2022

  Watched 16 Dec 2022

  The first half is this magnetic firestorm, the second half is unforgivably tiring and phoned in.

Popular reviews

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  Five Minutes of Pure Cinema 1926

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2020

  Watch this with your favorite ambient music or whatever music you like and it becomes pure magic.

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  Amulet of Love 2017

  Watched 25 Mar 2020

  The director, writer and star once tried to cook an entire chicken in the microwave on national television. You can only expect a Neil Breen level of delusion and that's exactly what you get here.

  I don't think there was a moment where I wasn't laughing at the top of my lungs. This drained my sanity.