Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Thing with Feathers 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  BIG ASS FEET BIRD THE MOVIE 

  That’s right Benedict Cumberbatch takes on the big ass feet bird and shit gets REAL!

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  Why was it SO DAMN LONG!?

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2023 1

  I wish I could crush this movie up put in a spoon, cook it over a benson burner and inject that shit into my veins. Visuals alone are enough to send you on the trip of a lifetime. The story was stunning the music was oxygen. This movie was the only movie ever. The peak of spiderman. The peak of civilization. Anyone who hates this movie is a villain and deserves a death sentence. If all of human history had…

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Nov 2024 2

  Are we ever gonna talk about the fact that in order to cover the distance she did in the last scene she would have been traveling at 6500 mph which puts her just behind the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird and might be the second fastest jet, I fear the US Military may look to commandeer Elphaba as an asset to use in covert "no flag" operations which could lead to the escalation of tensions in Russia and the Middle East.

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