Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  - lowkey outstanding editing like genuinely sublime in places 
  - also kinda really sad
  - how many times is Toni Colette going to play this character 
  - a little surprised at the Garth Ennis levels of anti-religion writing in this lol
  - mark ruffalo very fun in this but every time an actor that isn’t playing trump does like a trump impression I just want to watch Tim Heidecker instead lol

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  Grey Gardens 1975

  Watched 26 Feb 2025

  biggest flaw w this movie is wildly overestimating how much of a shit I give about white women. if I wanna see dumb white people that don’t shower I’ll just go hang out with my cousins man

Popular reviews

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  The Idea of You 2024

  Watched 13 Apr 2024

  - holy fuck this is so lazy like from the jump what am I looking at
  - was this shot on iPhone why is this so ugly
  - this is like the worst edit possible 
  - they at Coachella where is Ken Carson 
  - it’s fairly funny at least but idk how much of that is intentional lol
  - and Anne Hathaway still bad so
  - #nodiddy
  - #mommymen we are back in business 
  - a lot of this writing…

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2019 1

  Worst fap ever