Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Next Goal Wins 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  Truly a delight. Nothing warms the heart more than a film like this.

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  Mortal Engines 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Apr 2024

  “Howl’s Moving Castle”’s sequel is nuts. 
  #PrepareToIngest

Popular reviews

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  WALL·E 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  Little trash guy makes trash and falls in love. A perfect film.

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  Conan the Barbarian 1982

  ★★ Watched 20 Oct 2023

  “For in life, there is none but steel you can trust. Not man, not woman, nor beast. But this, steel, you can trust” 

  After a 25-minute prologue, there are just scenes that happen without rhyme or reason. No scene clearly transitions to the next. He finds a sword, bangs a monster sorceress(?), meets an archer whom he befriends, and so on. It’s almost like watching a series of poor vignettes pretending to be a movie. 

  There is some prophecy, or…