I watched Aquamarine when I was 16, alone, at someone else's house.
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Maleficent: Mistress of Evil 2019
TOP 10 MOST MISTRESSING MOMENTS OF MALEFICENT MISTRESS OF EVIL WHERE SHE EVILED
when the political and racial tensions at the dinner are coming to a head, and suddenly a cat tries to attack Diaval
when Maleficent and Diaval raise an eyebrow at being served bird for dinner, despite the fact that ravens occasionally eat birds, and more to the point Maleficent has been wearing a collar of bird skulls the entire afternoon on their trip to Ulstead
when the…
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On the Line 2022
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I don't mind admitting it got me with the first one. That's due in part to the good job this does of accounting for all the whys and hows as the scenario plays out. Elvis narrates the action from time to time, just little natural observations to make us think "oh okay, that wasn't too convenient or out of nowhere, X happened as a direct result of Y". How Tony ran into "Gary", why "Gary" sent them to a particular…
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Glass Onion 2022
You are not and cannot be incorrect to enjoy this movie, find it funny, engaging or well-paced; that is irrefutable. But for the love of all that is intelligent can we please not let this and the previous Knives Out go down in filmography as “cleverly written”, for what disastrous precedent it may set?
I’ve sat with this movie for weeks now. I've interacted with people who like and dislike the movie to varying degrees. I compiled some other people’s…
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My Neighbor Totoro 1988
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Dad takes a bath with his daughters.
The frog was animated nicely though.
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