Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Great film but was this just the soft launch of Jesse Eisenberg’s onlyfans for his feet?

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  ready or not but make it robotic

Popular reviews

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  Rebecca 1940

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  Mrs Danvers and Rebecca came together to invent gaslight gatekeep girlboss in a joint slay never achieved before or again.

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Eh, it was fine. I will be borrowing the term ‘crotchsitting’ though, thanks

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