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  Cecil B. Demented 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2022

  "Power to the people who punish bad cinema!"

  - Cecil B. Demented

  Where the fuck is Cecil when we need him!?

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jul 2022

  Ethan Hawke is too British of an actor to be in Hollywood.

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  Solomon Kane 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2021 2

  My sister will disagree, but: this film dope yo.

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2021 4

  I think everyone just said they loved this movie because they had ZERO FUCKING IDEA what was going on, and didn't want to be seen as having "not got it".

  Here's quite a claim: this was the worst film I have ever watched.

  This was like The Matrix if it was made by the machines; it lacked any semblance of humanity or artistry — no subtext. A bland and drab imitation. "Welcome to the desert of the real".
  
  This was…

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