I am a meat popsicle. I'm also quite terrible at watching movies. But I love them very much and I am very happy to be here.
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Runaway Jury 2003
We used to be a proper country where John Cusack was a leading man, courtroom dramas were high concept films based on John Grisham novels, and were chock full of character actors.
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Barbie 2023
I had no doubt Barbie would be such a slay. I haven’t heard an audience laugh this much at a movie in years. It shines the most when it leans into its playfulness — production design, costumes, and one liners are supreme gems here.
While it feels almost wrong to center Ken in the Barbie movie, Ryan Gosling is kind of the MVP here. He’s so funny in every frame, even when he has no lines. I’m also glad that…Translated from by -
Emilia Pérez 2024
Nothing in my mind could have prepared me for what this movie was. I heard through the grapevine it was bad and regressive and ugly but I thought surely SOMETHING valuable must be in it to earn it so much praise and attention and — it’s just BAD. This isn’t even basic movie audience crowd pleasing swill — it just genuinely sucks from Selena Gomez’s painful Spanish accent to literally every single fucking song.
In the words of Orson Welles, “aaah the French” *shakes fist*
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