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Recent reviews

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  Love Me If You Dare 2003

  Watched 09 Feb 2025 2

  no cap… on god… fr fr

  i was not ready for anything that happened in this movie. it kind of reminded me of watching robert altman’s 3 women with jared and victor where by the time the movie ended i had no idea if i liked it or not, i just went on a crazy ride.

  this movie is very differently crazy than that. it’s evil amélie and 10 different covers of la vie en rose

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  everyone was right, this movie fucking rules

Popular reviews

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  Christmas with the Kranks 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2018 1

  Never say hickory honey ham again

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  Watched 23 Dec 2019

  I originally wasn't going to write much about this because I didn't think it deserved the words, but I have one thought to share. Not that anyone needs more thoughts about the Star War.

  Okay, two thoughts. First: this movie is bad.

  Second, I was annoyed with this trilogy the entire time because when The Force Awakens ended, I had no idea where we were going, and not in a good, fun way. More like, it feels like this movie…