Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Transformers: The Last Knight 2017

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 28 Jan 2025 1

  michael bae we need u again sir

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  give me a sequel with a glenn powell sex scene neow!

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★ Watched 28 Dec 2022

  bro this script was ass, like packing in cultural references like sardines just to make this movie feel like a series of tiktoks

  movie was unbearable without benoit blanc’s character on screen, if this was an attempt at satire it was a disastrous one, the mystery wasn’t even that good because of all the filler “funny” dialogue

  only reason this gets any stars is because benoit blanc is a great character, this was such a fucking disappointment i need to go wash it down with six beers like fuck

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  Wolf 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jun 2023

  i think this film went against the grain in some beautiful ways—the concept is at first tough to wrap the mind around but honestly it’s kinda similar to bones and all in that way - get through the initial discomfort to revel in something deeper