Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Memoir of a Snail 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  So fucking sad. I’m happy it has a good ending. It’s always nice to see Australian movies and art.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  Pedro Pascal my beefy king died way too fucking soon. He should’ve said it’s Romeing time and then Romed all over the place. 

  Joseph Quinn as a weird fucked up emperor was low key sexy though icl. Doja cat you lucky bitch…

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024 1

  I want Miguel O’haras fat girthy cock

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  I hate Chris Pratt and 

  THIS MOVIE IS ASS

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