Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ran 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  this happened to my good friend louis the pious

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  Hold Your Breath 2024

  ★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  rip sarah paulson you would've loved claritin

Popular reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  being alone with mormons and still being the weirdest in the room is a hell of an achievement

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  The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep 2025

  ★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  as an adaptation? terrible, maybe 5% of it comes from the original. as a movie? meh. netflix took the best, most beautiful, most soul crushing of the short stories, chopped it up, and turned it into a weird semi-musical (featuring the single worst attempt at a british accent in the history of voice acting). fun action sequences, though, and one death genuinely caught me off guard.