Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone if Voldemort wasn’t a pussy
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First Reformed 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
You just got spiritual clarity for the most part, you can either…
A- Suicide bomb a church
B- Kill yourself by drinking toilet de-clogger
C- Make out with Amanda SeyfriedEthan Hawke made the right choice
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Straw Dogs 1971
I head Dustin Hoffman was digging into this performance when recording lines for Master Shifu
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A Complete Unknown 2024
Mixed signals: He’s supposed to be the bad guy for singing “Like a Rolling Stone”!?
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Jerry & Marge Go Large 2022
Literally every single review on this app is a Breaking Bad reference
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