Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  idk if i’m hormonal or what, but this gotta be the best damn movie i’ve ever seen
  my god
  when i say i was rooting for everybody, that includes a blonde goon

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  Exotica 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  so great. 
  more exotic eggs in movies.

  historically, i have only been to a strip club twice:
  first to bartend terribly
  then back again with “apology candy” for quitting after one shift 

  but after seeing this movie… some day, i’d like to go to a strip club just for the greenery. 

  excuse me, when will Ficus take the stage?

Popular reviews

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  The Green Ray 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2024

  when your friend — who consistently wears gigantic, colorful bauble necklaces in Paris — is doing better than you… that’s hard

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  The Graduate 1967

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  this movie reminded me of the time i was unemployed & living with my parents and was supposed to be job searching every waking hour…

  my dad walked in on me while i was watching a beaver documentary and i slammed my laptop shut and turned beet red. 

  i’m sure he assumed the worst, and yet the reality was even more grim: beavers are the engineers of the ecosystem and he’ll never even know it

  The Graduate was also GRIM and…