Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Five Obstructions 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Pretty fun lil experiment. All the films turned out pretty sweet too. Lars is a real douche

• 

  Resident Evil: Apocalypse 2004

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  The second Resident Evil is so much better than the first. There’s still a lot of bad acting and the fights are way too cutty, but there’s some great action from time to time and Mike Epps is a ton of fun in this. Worth a watch ngl

Popular reviews

• 

  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 17 May 2023

  I’m so drunk rn

• 

  Baby Assassins 2 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Man, this is a banger. These Baby Assassins movies are just super easy to watch and fun, lots of fantastic outfits (why and how did one of the dudes end up wearing Farhner Asphalt hi-vis in this? I GOTTA KNOW), great fight scenes, and memorable characters. Really more of the first one, but I liked this one a bit more. Probably cuz you hang out a bit more without the main two gals (lol) and get to know the side characters like Tasaka (and the two new dudes are a great combo as well). This is a solid friggin movie, man.