lardsnake

lardsnake

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Magic Mike XXL

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  • Gladiator

    ★★★★

  • The Color of Money

    ★★★½

  • Rounders

    ★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★½

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  • The Color of Money

    The Color of Money

    ★★★½

    Paul Newman would never leave a chap stranded in the binghamton New York police department parking lot

  • Rounders

    Rounders

    ★★★

    Yes the malkovich accent is insane but don’t discount the fact that every single thing john turturro says is completely unintelligible. He just opens his mouth and sounds that could be words fall out?? Hilarious

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  • American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing

    American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing

    ★★★

    Imagine if Danny Meng didn’t have an undying love for his 2013 Mercedes ML350… I shudder to think

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★

    Completely and utterly incomprehensible. Frankie was off the skywalker og with this one for sure. More batshit than you can even imagine, there are no words to explain the vibe emanating from this thing.

    Sometimes (lol) I exaggerate when describing/ talking about shitty movies but when me and Ben tried (and failed) to adequately explain scenes from this to other people afterwards I just realized this was unrivaled. No hyperbole needed to communicate how unbelievably fucking out of orbit this…