"Go fuck yourself, you pudgy bastard."
Death Warrant isn't van Damme's best work film of the early 90's but it is still fun. Van Damme undercover in a prison, what more could you want from him? Maybe a split. It is a shame he didn't do one, but he did show up in his birthday suit again! Some trademark to have.
Anyway in Death Warrant our boy Jean-Claude has to find out who does the killing in a prison and…
The ending was so sudden. The big bad boss basically just slips on a rock while fighting a blind-folded 17 year old Jackie Chan. I never thought I would type out something like that.
Anyway the Cub Tiger from Kwang Tung goes by many names, most people have probably see one of the later releases from 1979, I know I did. The one I found was called Snake Fist Figher, although I much rather prefer the one called Master with…
Hooptober Eight: Hooptober takes Manhattan!
"In space no one can eat ice cream."
Killer Klowns from Outer-Space never fails to entertain me and I wanted to start out this Hooptober with loads of fun. This had to be my fourth watch and it still amuses me greatly. John Vernon gets funnier each time, the kills are fun, love all the colors, the creepy scene with the little girl, the handpuppet shadows, killer popcorn! The balloon dog, the weak point of…
"Come on you apes! You want to live forever?"
The more I watch Starship Troopers the more I love it. I love the satire, I love Michael Ironside, I love that Jake Busey just looks exactly like his father, I love that Barney is a psychic, I love the bug design, I love those infomercials, I love that little football game at the beginning, I totally forgot that Seth Gilliam was in this, I even forgot about Dean Norris and…
