Lars Sieval

Lars Sieval Pro

Favorite films

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Starship Troopers
  • Kill
  • Se7en

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★★

  • Death Warrant

    ★★★

  • The Cub Tiger from Kwang Tung

    ★★½

  • Starship Troopers

    ★★★★½

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★★

    "Whatever you do... don't fall asleep."

    I would be such an easy prey for Freddy. Now that I'm getting to my late thirties I have such a hard time staying awake watching tv, reading books pas 21:00. If I'm out, doing stuff, playing Padel, playing games, doing something really active I can stay awake no problem. But if Freddy gets to watch a film, they chance is high I fall asleep. Damn.

    Anyway A Nightmare on Elm Street will never…

  • Death Warrant

    Death Warrant

    ★★★

    "Go fuck yourself, you pudgy bastard."

    Death Warrant isn't van Damme's best work film of the early 90's but it is still fun. Van Damme undercover in a prison, what more could you want from him? Maybe a split. It is a shame he didn't do one, but he did show up in his birthday suit again! Some trademark to have.

    Anyway in Death Warrant our boy Jean-Claude has to find out who does the killing in a prison and…

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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    ★★★★

    Hooptober Eight: Hooptober takes Manhattan!

    "In space no one can eat ice cream."

    Killer Klowns from Outer-Space never fails to entertain me and I wanted to start out this Hooptober with loads of fun. This had to be my fourth watch and it still amuses me greatly. John Vernon gets funnier each time, the kills are fun, love all the colors, the creepy scene with the little girl, the handpuppet shadows, killer popcorn! The balloon dog, the weak point of…

  • First Blood

    First Blood

    ★★★★½

    "Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job *parking cars*!"

    The speech Stallone gives at the end still gives me goosebumps. It is one of his most memorable scenes for me. He acts it so well. Something he is not known for.

    Anyway First Blood is one of the best action movies of all time and inspired a lot of…