Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Martha 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I really admire how much of a excessively crticial, ambitious bitch Martha Stewart is it's inspiring to me, personally

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  Bringing Down the House 2003

  ★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  “You like raw oysters, Charlene?”

  “You obviously have pockets of intelligence so why do you walk and talk the way you do?”
  “Because it’s sexy”
  
  “excuse me … homeboys 🥺”
  
  “Oh Peter, I absolutely love what you've done with the place, it's so sterile it's so bland!”

  “Do me a favor precious and never scare me like that again or i’ll have to give you a big spanking …. if i’m not being too subtle”

  “go have fun on your…

Popular reviews

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  Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2021 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Georgia Rule 2007

  ★½ Watched 15 Jan 2024

  “she was raised in California”
  
  yo white people are wild …. this movie is fucking insane, absolutely disturbing and uncomfortable shit going on against the most beautiful landscapes. i cried at the end right up until i saw male credit male credit male credit to which i immediately sucked those tears right back up cause the sustained tonal clashes and offensive logic around sexual abuse made so much sense. fonda and lohan and and hoffman’s belly button in that blue velour tracksuit and casting director innocent on all charges