Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  A Quiet Place Part II 2020

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2022

  Watching this while eating grissini felt so wrong.

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  Tampopo 1985

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2022

  Forget the egg scene, the sexiest bit of this film was the man in the white suit telling the guy eating crisps in the cinema to shut the fuck up.

Recent reviews

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  The Seed of the Sacred Fig 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  All work and no play makes Iman a control boy.

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  Suburban Girl 2007

  ★★★ Rewatched 27 Jan 2025

  I would read 1000 lousy manuscripts just for Alec Baldwin to don those glasses and look at me from across a room while mixing batter in a bowl wearing a baby blue polo. 

  Also, that slutty single tear when SMG is breaking up with him. Lord have mercy.

Popular reviews

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  Nobel Son 2007

  ★½ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  Alan Rickman nailing a student on his office desk in the first 4 minutes of this film, whilst simultaneously delivering the line ‘When you do “D” work, you get a “D” ‘ made up for the abysmal 106 minutes that followed. No regrets.

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  On multiple occasions I caught myself inadvertently leaning forward in my cinema seat with my mouth wide open. I was kind of blown away by this.

  Maybe I now get the Nolan hype?