Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  Seen this soooo many times and I’m still blown away by how sexy everyone is each time I watch it

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  Joe Dirt 2001

  Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Why the fuck was everyone so mean to him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I couldn’t even finish this i was so upset

Popular reviews

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  A Beautiful Life 2023

  ★★ Watched 13 Jun 2023 1

  Two stars because he was sad and sexy and lived on a sailboat

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  Virgin Territory 2007

  ★★ Watched 13 Jun 2022

  Can not believe a period drama with a sword wielding Hayden Christianson, sexy corsets, and innumerable boob shots fumbled this hard

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