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My Life as a Zucchini 2016
This movie was adorable and sad. You definitely get attached to these creepy lumps of clay.
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A Ghost Story 2017
No no no no. What is this boring ass movie? The script for this movie is probably 1 page double spaced and 80% of that is one bald headed overalls dude going on the worst coked out party rant of all time. Have you ever wanted to sit and watch someone eat an entire pie in real time in silence? At one point I actually checked to make sure I hadn’t paused the movie accidentally because I was staring at the same unmoving frame for like 5 minutes. What a waste of talented actors.
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Melancholia 2011
Me: “I can’t believe their wedding guests waited 2 hours for them to show up at the reception. I would have left”
Also me: *waits 2 hours for this movie to end cause it’s god awful*
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Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019
Wow I feel like I’ve made an entire movie length’s worth of eye contact with both main characters. This movie was calming and hypnotic but yet had great tension. There is essentially no backstory but it’s all about the chemistry between the two. It’s nice to watch a movie where it is a work of art but yet still captivating and entertaining. I also can appreciate that this movie was romantic but yet not overly sexually graphic. The acting from both was superb and I look forward to watching whatever other works they might play in.
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