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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001
no cheap jokes for this one
You have entered the realm of The Lady of The Wood
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Beauty and the Beast 1991
A heartwarming, colorful, and endlessly exciting adaptation, Disney’s Beauty and the Beesh may be the most cogent defense of beastiality ever put to film. It’s a tale as old as time, after all!
The Beast is Joy. Tough and abrasive on the outside, with a handsome, loving prince on the inside. Huge cock, even huger heart.
Not as good as Mulan. Some of the songs are kinda shitty, but that’s only in comparison to I’ll Make A Man Out Of…
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Krisha 2015
Rewatched this today. Really fun movie, but rule number 1 of hiding a debilitating drinking problem from family members is to pace yourself and to not black out until everyone else does. In her sixties, Krisha should know better, so this makes it hard to sympathize with her.
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Nosferatu 2024
There were some parts that were a tad silly and over the top for ol lawny, but it was very viscerally disturbing. While as of now I prefer the man to the tu, i enjoyed my time with bing and my sister very much (as i always do), and i think that the tu is an essential and enthralling moviegoing experience.
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