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  • The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★½

  • Babygirl

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

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  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★½

    "I've no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it."

    wasn't this movie supposed to make me shit my trousers?

    yeah, Hannibal scenes make your eyes pierced to the screen, I'll give you that. Buffalo Bill is a f annoying and uninteresting character. Cut off the moth bullshit. Clarice isn't much of a girl boss -- she's just someone that desperately needs to hit some therapy sessions (and that's probably why she resonates…

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★★★

    "
    How'd you get that dog to calm down? 
    I gave it a cookie.
    Do you always have cookies?
    Why, do you want one?
    "

    let's start stating that the world suddenly became a better place after watching this movie. "because it's a top-tier movie?", you might ask. no. simply because now i know about Harris Dickinson's existence

    some general thoughts:

    (1) whomever added Samuel the neck's chain artifice deserves a raise. being nicely eff-ed by a guy wearing one…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    "Do you ever feel at times as if you're not a person?"

    i can't stop the jokes on my head:

    (1) reasons why you should never entertain an ugly man -- he'll never leave you alone and will bring plagues into your life
    (2) girl was so horny she had to awake a century-long slept evil (relatable). was she ovulating or what?
    (3) is Orlok a big hear me out? real state owner, 6'5, european citizen. I've been down for…

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