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  The Lion King 1994

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025 3

  God this movie sucks.

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Genuinely had the potential to be the best of the trilogy but it was sloppy at points. Mia Goth with another banger performance but some of the plot decisions were just odd.

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  Singin' in the Rain 1952

  ½ Watched 02 Dec 2024

  My hatred for musicals had to be put aside for this movie. I wanted to go in blind, I wanted to not hate watch it, I did everything I could.

  And yet, here we are.

  I yearn for the man I was before pressing the play button.

  This is the most boring film I've seen to date. Every second was agonizing, every frame dragged on for what felt like minutes. Boring song after boring song. Cliche after cliche. Tap dance…

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  Godland 2022

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  If Pretentious and Honk Shoo Mimimi had a baby it would be Godland.

  Film bro wanna be cinephile slop.

  I'll give it 2 shaboing boings for having interesting shots and showcasing a beautiful landscape.

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