lbachelder

lbachelder

Favorite films

  • Female Trouble
  • Dressed to Kill
  • Showgirls
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Wicked

    ★½

  • Trap

    ★★

  • The Zone of Interest

    ★★★

  • Leave the World Behind

    ★★½

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★½

    The second those cgi talking animals came on screen I was like oh fuck no and checked out which made the remaining 155 minutes feel like a slow, painful death as I sat there struggling to give a shit about any of this nonsense!

    Supremely ugly film that is up there with CATS as being downright atrocious. 

    Collect that paycheck Mr. Goldblum. We’ll always have Jurassic Park.

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★

    M. Night just can’t help himself from ruining a great premise. His biggest offense? Nepotism! Damn, that girl can’t act.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★

    Laura Dern and her purple hair 👌 The rest, meh.

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    Only thing missing is Shania Twain Barbie singing, 

    She’s… Not… Just a pretty face
    She’s… Got… Everything it takes
    She’s… Mother… Of the human race!

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