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Recent reviews

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  The Parenting 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  butt munchers

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  decided watch this for the very first time at 9am on Valentine’s Day. review written thru tears

Popular reviews

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2024

  shout out to the girls in the theater who loudly cackled at the gore shot of dave franco and then yelled “this motherfucker”. they got the whole theater (6 people) to erupt into a laughter domino effect.

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  Eat Your Makeup 1968

  Watched 18 Sep 2023

  “if i die onstage you can take a selfie with my body, but if you dig me up — oral only” — john waters live commentary during the academy museum screening

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