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  The Family Stone 2005

  ★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  Not really sure what the point of this movie is but all I know is there's not NEARLY enough Rachel McAdams

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  Christmas Wedding Planner 2017

  ★ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  I – what? Uh, what? I – what is this movie about? I watched this from beginning to end without looking at my phone and still feel as though I missed about 75% of the plot. I – don't understand why any of the things that happened, happened. For some reason they're detectives. The fact that there is only one mansion used for every different location in the movie is besides the point. Oh yeah, two people go from not…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  the bitch that makes you old

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  Best. Christmas. Ever! 2023

  ½ Watched 22 Dec 2023 2

  jesus christ, what the absolute hell is this about?

  hands down the worst Christmas movie — and possibly the worst movie — i have ever seen.

  i’m absolutely shaking, crying, throwing up at the fact that the writer of this also wrote THE PARENT TRAP.

  
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