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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  from an editing standpoint, the climactic battle could’ve been chopped up more concisely. but i liked it a lot. i mostly appreciated the snappy social commentary and comedic timing. stellar performances from robert pattinson (had no idea he could pull off physical comedy), mark ruffalo (bit too scarily accurate to our current guy in charge) and toni collette (my scream queen).

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  this movie is genuinely so cheeks bro 😭🙏💔 five nights at freddy’s more like five nights at uhh buns movie alert ‼️‼️‼️⚠️⚠️ josh hutcherson looks like a peanut 🥜🥜🥜🥜🥀🪫but i came everywhere when i saw matthew lillard 🤤😮‍💨🥵 wut da hell boi hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor…

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  Sal Vulcano: Terrified 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  croutons is what i told them

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  this was like a fever dream on cocaine shot up with steroids and horse tranquilizer. very stimulating. also traumatizing. uhh three and a half cuz what. and also uh what ☹️

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