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Recent reviews

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  Hot Fuzz 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  they should have had raw nasty gay sex

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  Post Grad 2009

  ★★ Watched 08 Dec 2024

  they forgot to include the part where u draft ur suicide note

Popular reviews

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Jun 2024

  yorgos lanthimos is a misogynist and a pervert and if he didn't know how to storyboard or set up a nice shot im convinced he'd be on a sex offender list. it is truly like the audacity of a man to not only mash together his half-baked slop ideas into one movie (relying on shoddy thematic links like hands or cannibalism or disturbing sexuality), but ALSO to wedge in a rape scene in the third leg of a three hour runtime. ALSO ALSo a cannibalism plot line? in 2024??? like helloooo we've been there done that already!!!!!! kys yorgos lanthimos

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  Novitiate 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Sep 2023

  i used to watch this religiously (haha) when i was fifteen bc there was smth severely wrong with me. "i just want to be comforted pls will u comfort me pls will u just pls will you just" frrrrrr

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