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Echo 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It’s hard to believe Kingpin still became the Mayor of New York after getting beaten by Hawkeye and Echo in back to back shows.
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The Punisher 1989
A time capsule of the last vestiges of cheesy 80s action, where Dolph Lundgren does a Sylvester Stallone impression a few years after Rocky IV.
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019
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First of all, let me start this review by saying that I completely understand certain critiques of The Rise of Skywalker. The opening twenty minutes of the film are extremely jumpy, and the crawl doesn't quite provide sufficient enough information to set up the scale of this story.
With that being said, let me start gushing over the reasons I thoroughly love watching this movie (Spoilers Ahead). From the opening sequence of The Rise of Skywalker, JJ Abrams lets the…
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Spider-Man 2002
"You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."
"You were talking during that woman's entire presentation. Let's go talk about how we listen."
"I cried like a BABY when you played Cinderella."
"Bonesaw is REEEEAAAADDDDDYYYY"
"My Name's The Human-Spider." "I don't care. Get out there." "No he got my name wrong"
"Hey, freakshow. You're going nowhere. I've got you for three minutes. Three minutes of... PLAYTIME."
"Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go!"…
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