Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shame 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 May 2023

  Lmao, literally me this is (I’m so lonely)

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 May 2023 3

  After watching this, very horny I am. Need to look at Mario rule 34 on Master Kenobi’s laptop, I must.

Popular reviews

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  LEGO Star Wars: The Padawan Menace 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jun 2020 2

  Very sexy in this, I am. Essential watch for pretentious film students, this is.

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2020 1

  Makes me Jacked full of testosterone, this film does. Go to the Jedi temple and run over my dumb ass employers, I must. Rise up, gamers must.