Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  They Came Together 2014

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Genuinely one of the funniest movies of all time, it’s so STUPID, but if you haven’t seen it it’s an absolute must. And we don’t talk about it but they’ve done their romcom research, these references are both accurate and hilarious.

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  VeggieTales: Pistachio - The Little Boy that Woodn't 2010

  ★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  This one’s bad… ☹️ no song, jokes are not funny, and just feels pretty empty. And fuck Khalil!!!

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 08 Jan 2025 1

  Funny review:
  I hope her vulva stops hurting soon, that sounds awful.

  Serious review:
  I cannot stress enough that this is not worth your time except as a case study into how to make a bad movie. I am completely befuddled as to why this has won anything! The bones of a mildly interesting conceit are here, but it 1) should not have been a musical—the songs are uninspired and almost a little unsettling, 2) turns into a narrative mess…

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  VeggieTales: LarryBoy and the Bad Apple 2006

  ★★½ Watched 22 May 2024

  Christopher Nolan found dead in Miami, Sam Raimi throwing up, Jon Watts weeping softly, James Gunn taking notes.