Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I too would try to have sex with two Robert Pattinsons

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  Prayers for Bobby 2009

  ★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Pacing in the first half was way too fast.

Popular reviews

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  Crawl 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2022 2

  There’s a couple choices at the beginning that made me go “That doesn’t make sense!” But I forgive and I forget because afterwards the movie makes such a good job at keeping you at the edge of your seat. I was so invested despite the ridiculousness of what seemed like all the local alligators ganging up on one house. The suspense was great, action was great, Effy Stonem? Amazing. Truly enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.

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  Resident Evil: Death Island 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Jul 2023

  Absolutely insane that they found a way to control room Claire yet again. I had moderate hopes for this movie, it’s sad that it turned out to just be senseless action (albeit cool action). The main selling point was seeing all the original main characters together for the first time, but nothing comes out of it because there are no meaningful interactions between any of them. Sound mixing was weird.

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