Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Recent activity
All
Recent reviews
More-
The Borderlands 2013
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Can’t express enough how much I enjoyed this movie. First off, it’s a found(?) footage film that uses better cameras and angles than most FFFs but provides the convenient in-story excuse of it being necessary to have good visuals for investigative purposes. This means right off the bat you’re getting something more cinematic and visually pleasing than we’ve come to expect from the found footage genre without it feeling out of place. The movie also puts in the effort to…
Translated from by -
Exeter 2015
As a Rhode Islander (from one town over from Exeter) I can confirm this is what a bunch of swamp yankee kids would do if confronted with paranormal maleficence. It’s also genuinely refreshing to see horror movie characters actually doing things like googling solutions to their issue, which lets be honest is how most of us would realistically deal with that. Really took me back to high school I had a lot of fun watching this
Translated from by -
YellowBrickRoad 2010
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
An otherwise pretty decent psychological thriller that is absolutely obliterated by an inexcusably unrelated, schlocky out of nowhere ending. It feels like a film school boy who thinks he’s smart watched the full movie, went “nah THIS is gonna make it gold” and shitted some bad digital edits and painfully cringey tropes onto the last three minutes. I cannot communicate enough how unforgivably stupid and bad this ending is. If you want to watch YBR, once the screen fades to white STOP WATCHING. PRETEND IT ENDS THERE. A full star was knocked off my rating for how awful that ending is.
Translated from by -
47 Meters Down 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I was pleasantly surprised by how decent this was. Me and my friends put it on expecting it to be something schlocky we could laugh at, but it ended up being a nicely contained psychological thriller. The majority of the film takes place in a contained location at the bottom of the ocean with the protagonists fighting against overall realistic dangers (such as being pinned under broken machinery and needing to get a tool that’s out of reach, or wanting…
Translated from by
