Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Leviathan 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2023

  Gargantuan in size, horrific in nature, the beast lurches ever forward. Industrial death. I am torn from cold familiarity into a world not of my own. Slaughtered as it sinks its hooks into my flesh. I am organ and viscera populating the fetid swill of its great belly. My body in pieces, I travel leagues from my lamented head, lopped and discarded among the waste of mine own. In bilious metal tanks I undulate and pulse. Hours, days, nights. Time is lost, I am at the mercy of the tide. Fodder for the leviathan.

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  John Wick 2014

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Apr 2021

  Just watched John Wick (2014). Horny.

Recent reviews

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  Good Time 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  I had to gas myself up watch this again bro this movie is so stressful

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  Okja 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  I hope those on the art team that had to 3d model and animate okja's butthole got paid handomely

Popular reviews

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  Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 2008

  ★★★½ Rewatched 12 Mar 2021 1

  Banger movie. This movie (no, film) fucks so hard I straight pissed myself. No cap.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2023 2

  Excellent film but that’s not why I am writing this.

  I went to the theatre alone, which is usually my preferred viewing experience. This time, however, I was some family’s date buffer. A family of five sat with me. I offered to switch seats with the Dad on the end to which he said “no, we like the split”. To my right, the parents. To my left, the children. Next to me was a small boy maybe eight years old.…