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Event Horizon 1997
Event Horizon is Interstellar if Interstellar was set in the Warhammer 40k universe.
The film follows the crew of a research ship as they investigate the derelict ship the Event Horizon. The ship disappeared seven years prior and, seemingly out of nowhere, reappeared near Neptune. While investigating the ship, the crew begins to experience a strange presence aboard like the ship is aware of them. And it's not friendly.
One of the reasons I have a special place for pre-2000's…
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Invisible 2: Chasing The Ghost Sound 2011
Chasing the Ghost Sound is a South Korean found footage horror short that spends a considerable amount of time building up to a single, mediocre jump scare.
We follow a film crew investigating a possible paranormal disturbance reported by Geum Ja. She claims she's hearing the voice of her sister while she's at home, which is problematic for two reasons: she lives alone, and her sister is dead. So she enlists a TV film crew to help figure out what…
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Heart Eyes 2025
Heart Eyes is what happens when you put a slasher icon into a rom-com: it's all very silly, very self-aware, and a fun as hell brain-off, popcorn style horror movie.
The Heart Eyes killer hates romance, especially the brightly burning passion of a budding love. So he just kills the shit out of couples, and now he's in Seattle. Which is unfortunate because that's where our protagonists happen to be. After a quirky little meet-cute, the two find themselves hunted…
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The Substance 2024
The Substance is perhaps the best body horror flix since the Cronenberg era.
It's also a fairly long horror film, so buckle in. The Substance presents itself in three distinct arcs, each based on the name of the character primarily in focus throughout. That idea of who is in control, who is getting the limelight, will pervade the film; honestly, it's not trying to be subtle with its subtext on Hollywood's toxic fixation on feminine beauty standards and age, and…
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