Lover of bad cinema and Natalie Portman (mutually exclusive)
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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai 1999
No ghost, lots of dog (but not as relevant as you’d think), just enough ice cream, too much sugar, not enough calcium!
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Barbie: Princess Charm School 2011
I am logging this movie not because I watched it, but because when I closed my eyes on the subway, I imagined it from start to finish.
That being said, I have seen this movie so many times that I think I was pretty spot on.
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