Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shadow in the Cloud 2020

  ★★★★★ Added

  LMAO loved it sorry

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  Mama Retreat 2021

  ★ Added

  Sure whatever

Popular reviews

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  The Adventures of Pinocchio 1996

  ★ Added

  A film tailor made to repel every possible demographic

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  Cats 2019

  ★★ Added

  Drunk 11am Friday morning matinee. I went in knowing a lot, but here are some things I didn’t expect:

  - It is possible to be bored and overwhelmed at the same time
  - Chaotic 80s synthesizers
  - People complained it is too horny—I opine that it is not horny ENOUGH
  - Ian McKellen knew exactly what kind of train wreck he was getting himself into and played it as such
  - Jennifer Hudson’s relentless, devastating snot drip
  - Cats is truly a bad musical with bad songs
  - Unfortunately forced to confront that I would absolutely fukc The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees

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