I kind of expected Hot Frosty to be niche to the Christmas Romcom Jingle Hell fanbase, but it Snakes On A Plane'd its way into normal discourse. Unlike Snakes On A Plane, however, it seems to have been a massive success instead of a mild one relative to expectations, based on the dubious but trackable metrics of Netflix Top 10 Lists and press coverage. The top liked letterboxd review as of this post is from the screenwriter, offering an interesting…
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Holiday Mismatch 2024
The selling point of this movie is "the aunts from Sabrina the Teenage Witch reunite" but I've never seen a full episode of Sabrina – Clarissa Explains It All was my Melissa Joan Hart project of choice, and the only thing I know for sure about Sabrina was that weird cat puppet.
Two ladies with clashing personalities end up on the Christmas committee for a town's chamber of commerce, and they quickly learn to hate each other. Meanwhile, each of…
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A Princess for Christmas 2011
In the immortal words of Goerge Oscar Bluth II, "I've made a huge mistake." But I've committed in public, so Jingle Hell begins with A Princess for Christmas.
The movie in summary: Jules is the legal guardian of her nephew Milo and niece Maddie after their mother (Jules's sister) and father died in an accident on Christmas. (I choose to believe it was a Christmas-themed accident.) Jules lives in Buffalo (which the movie all but explicitly calls a dead-end city)…
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Christmas in the Pines 2021
I watched Christmas In The Pines to honor a request from a dear friend and longtime Jingle Hell reader. This movie was so insultingly bad that I may never do requests again.
This movie stars a Pretty Lady and an Unsettling Man. I can't call him a Christmas Hunk, not even as a joke, because he is one of the most deeply unsettling and obnoxious male leads I've ever seen. He's utterly featureless, save a toothy grin. He also regularly…Translated from by
