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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025 2

  i was like 😨

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  the long distance situationship is crazyyyyyy

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  Nick Mullen: The Year of the Dragon 2023

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  i want to deep condition his hair so bad

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Nov 2023 2

  feels like a female fantasy movie but for that specific kind of woman who has never picked up a book besides those weird porn-for-women novels. sacrifices plot in favor of style, if by style you mean men jerking off and jerking each other off.  to be fair, it is an aesthetically pleasing and enjoyably horny movie—really not that bad—just deeply lacking in substance.

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