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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  caught this in theaters, zaslav's powers of evil cannot stop me 😎

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  Paint Drying 2016

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  i've been off here too long. i love this dumbass app. i gotta get back.

  2025 will be my year of ego death. i'm reviewing EVERYTHING. i just have to write for myself and not care if anybody else thinks it's shit, that's the mindset i started with on here and the one i find i have to maintain if i am ever going to produce anything. because if i don't write about my fascinations they will be lost like…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024 1

  yeah, i still don't get it.

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  Barbie 2023

  ½ Watched 20 Aug 2023

  2023. hollywood's identity crisis is at its nadir. a warner bros. executive uttered the words "barbie movie" and now greta gerwig is left with the aftermath. she can't create a straightforward celebration of the toy, given the long history of feminist criticism. conversely, she can only be so critical. what is she to do? why, both, of course!

  barbie's politics are whatever you want them to be. it is a work of plastic liberal ideology, where the surface is the…

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