Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  tears?? in my eyes??? on christmas eve????

  why was ma otter's performance so incredibly moving oh my goddd she is so sweet everyone is so cute

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  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  thank god for kermit

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024 2

  incredible performance from emma stone !!

  such an insanely entertaining blend of style and world building and character design !!

  really just horny gothic steampunk lesbians and their malewife with a sprinkle of class consciousness 🙏

  (but also WHY did we have to completely dissipate the meaningful self-discovery thing just in favor of explicit sex???? bella was such an incredible character but instead of making something poignant i just had to sit there and watch some weird male gaze faux-feminism wet dream?????)

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  absolutely dripping with moody visuals and pulpy eroticism (and actual blood)

  pacing is great, performances were a bit less than great

  sort of a fast-burn of the wachowski's "bound" but, ironically, hits significantly less harder