Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  The Muppet Christmas Carol meets Batman Returns.
  
  I truly loved this film. 
  It’s so fantastical and drenched in whimsy that I found myself locked-in at every goddamn scene. 

  I loved the Subspecies films as a kid, and I’m happy to have found my new favorite horned up vampire film.

  Aaron Taylor-Johnson was so fucking weak though.
  Honestly, get his stupid lil ass out of movies all together.
  Period.

  And best believe I’m gonna start saying shit like “cock crow”

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  Martial Law 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  When the film opens with a pizza delivery guy opening up a goddamn can whoop-ass in a jewelry store, you know God is watching out for you and guided your hands into selecting an absolute masterpiece.

Popular reviews

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  Too Old to Die Young 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2019

  This is what happens when you give a director complete and total control over his craft. A brutal and visercsl collection of stunning imagery juxtaposed against a neon drenched world possessing some of the worst people NWR has conjured up yet - and it’s fucking beautiful. Too Old To Die Young is a spiritual copilot to his stunning film The Neon Demon for it posses similar beats and allows its viewers to dwell in the chaos they are taking in, often…

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  I Trapped the Devil 2019

  ★ Watched 28 Apr 2019 1

  This is one of the most boringly odd-paced movies I’ve seen in a bit. It’s basically random conversations about missing people and whether or not someone in this house should or should not open this door.

  If anyone watches this movie and reads this review - please contact me and let’s discuss the floor plan of this house. I’m so confused about it and it fucked with me more so than the fact the devil might actually be trapped or not.

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