Wolfman

Wolfman

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Favorite films

  • Possession
  • Congo
  • American Movie

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  • Hellboy: The Crooked Man

    ★★

  • Megan Is Missing

  • The Untamed

    ★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

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  • Hellboy: The Crooked Man

    Hellboy: The Crooked Man

    ★★

    I appreciate that the first five minutes had a Hellboy who was pretending to be Mickey Rourke as Marv in Sin City with a face covered in Play-Doh and an ugly CGI spider so I could check out almost immediately! Stinky doodoo!

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing

    Truly a cinematic abomination! It’s rare for a movie to fail to offer anything of value in any capacity for a full 85 minutes, but they pulled it off!

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  • Miller's Girl

    Miller's Girl

    ★★★

    No Bilbo don’t do that to Wednesday!

  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter

    The Last Voyage of the Demeter

    ★★★

    Damn now THAT is one awesome 85-minute Dracula movie! Oh wait it’s two hours long aw shit aw fuck

    EDIT: more like Nosfer-yacht-tu

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