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Recent reviews

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  Megan Is Missing 2011

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Truly a cinematic abomination! It’s rare for a movie to fail to offer anything of value in any capacity for a full 85 minutes, but they pulled it off!

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  The Untamed 2016

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Horniness was the real monster

Popular reviews

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  Miller's Girl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2024 11

  No Bilbo don’t do that to Wednesday!

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  The Last Voyage of the Demeter 2023

  ★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2023

  Damn now THAT is one awesome 85-minute Dracula movie! Oh wait it’s two hours long aw shit aw fuck

  EDIT: more like Nosfer-yacht-tu

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